bitches gotta eat

happy new year, bitches. it 's finally 2012, and i fully expect to be as salty and miserable as i was last goddamned year. life only gets wo...

last night i let one of my ladyfriends look at my okcupid profile. and i know what a huge mistake that is, letting someone who knows me see ...

this is how a man sets you up on a blind date: last weekend i was in the car with caitlin and ron coming home from smoque, where i almost ...

issue seven. at the gynecologist a couple weeks ago i learned, from an abandoned magazine left behind in the waiting room, how to turn my b...

it's finally obvious to me that i need to go ahead and put a down payment on a goddamned lobotomy.  is anyone still doing those? a shady-ass...