bitches gotta eat
Monday, February 13, 2017
one year closer to the grave!
ugh today is my 37th motherfucking birthday. WHAT A NIGHTMARE. first of all, what am i supposed t...
Friday, February 10, 2017
how i distract myself from all this wild ass shit on the news.
if this is the end of days then fuck it that's fine. what are you trying to stay alive for an...
Sunday, January 22, 2017
bitches gotta read: the serpent king.
january always makes me feel like if i tried hard enough i could be a totally different person. l...
Saturday, December 24, 2016
christmas is trash.
this raggedy half-tree is the perfect metaphor for everything that has ever happened in my miserab...
Friday, December 9, 2016
winter beauty tips for the salty and willfully shut-in.
here is my average tuesday morning: 830a wake up and think about going to walgreens. 840a tr...
Tuesday, December 6, 2016
bitches gotta read: girls like me.
so how is everybody feeling? quivering in despair and actively avoiding the news!? great!!! my an...
Tuesday, November 1, 2016
trick or treated.
i stood in the doorway and adjusted my shiny witch hat as i watched him approaching. dressed as, ...
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