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Tuesday, December 25, 2018
2018 holiday survival guide.
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happy holidays, dear one! hope this letter finds you well! your mother and i have been wondering why we haven't heard from you since ...
Thursday, November 22, 2018
fakesgiving!
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i am a teenage girl and i can admit that i'm a little spoiled. my mother delivers breakfast in bed to me daily. my dad eats a burger f...
Tuesday, November 13, 2018
is lifetime's YOU the best and most romantic show that ever existed?
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ummm, the short answer is yes it absolutely is. who the fuck do we know at the emmys?! HOW DO I GET THIS SHOW THE RECOGNITION IT DESERVES...
Thursday, August 9, 2018
summer beauty tips for the damp and profoundly irritated.
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i bought all this shit with my own money. money i probably should have invested in an IRA or a piece of property to leave behind for my c...
Wednesday, May 30, 2018
hot pocket.
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hello, i got my uterus microwaved. anyone who has ever read a women's magazine while praying for death in a stalled grocery line can ...
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